Astronomy professor:
Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
THAT IS MAHOGANY
Haaaaaave you met Jo? No? Okay here she is...
I’m Jo. I’m 19 and I live in Australia, Melbourne to be precise. Music is my life. It defines who I am. McFly, All Time Low, Mayday Parade,The Beatles, Darren Criss, Never Shout Never and more. I want to travel to Europe (especially England) and to the US (especially for Disneyland and to go to the World of Harry Potter theme park... Yes that does mean I am a massive Potter fan.) I am a Slytherin and I am proud to be one :) THE HUNGER GAMES! May the odds be ever in your favour! Deakin Uni student. Looove The Mighty Boosh. Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt are GODS. I also LOOOVE Doctor Who! Misfits <3 I love my friends and family they make my life amazing. :) Also the STARKID team are just pure geniuses if you haven’t seen their work I highly recommend it because it’s “Totally Awesome!”
DFTBA
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